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If only snowflakes respected the first amendment!

As a millennial conservative, I am constantly embarrassed to be a part of my generation.

Millennials always want to shut down speech that they disagree with, they need “safe spaces” to avoid hearing those voices that don’t conform to their worldview, and they are constantly offended and triggered by the most trivial things.

Well guess what, snowflakes? We have something called the first amendment. Ever heard of it? Sometimes in life people are going to say things you don’t agree with, but instead of covering your ears and trying to shout them down, maybe consider listening to and considering their point of view for once?

As a proud constitutionalist conservative, I believe the first amendment, which covers freedom of speech and peaceful protest, is what makes our country great.

As a proud constitutionalist conservative, I believe the first amendment, which covers freedom of speech and peaceful protest, is what makes our country great.

On another topic, did you all see what took place on Sunday in the NFL? Absolutely disgusting.

What started with that jackass Colin Kaepernick last year has turned into a widespread CRISIS in the NFL.

At least 100 players kneeled or did something besides stand during the playing of the national anthem, and I am absolutely disgusted.

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HOW COULD YOU NOT STAND DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?! IT IS MY FAVORITE SONG AND THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG EVER MADE!

YOU ARE BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE FLAG, DISRESPECTFUL TO OUR VETERANS, AND DISRESPECTFUL TO OUR COUNTRY!

HEAR THAT? I SAID “VETERANS.” VETERANS, VETERANS, VETERANS, VETERANS!

ALSO, I DON’T CARE WHY YOU ARE PROTESTING. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THE REASON AND WHY SUCH PROTEST IS SUPPOSEDLY SUPPORTED BY MOST VETERANS. IT DOESN’T MATTER. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE FLAG, AND WHEN YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL TO THE FLAG, YOU ARE OFFENSIVE TO ME AND THE COUNTRY THAT HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT GREAT TO ME, MY FAMILY, AND MY FRIENDS!

YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO BE IN THE NFL, AND HAVE A HARD-WORKING OWNER GIVING YOU MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE COUNTRY, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER LEAVING!

WELL I TAKE THAT BACK. I JUST MADE THE DECISION FOR YOU…

IF YOU DO ANYTHING BUT STAND FULLY ERECT FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, YOU SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY CUT FROM THE TEAM. NOT WARNED, NOT FINED, BUT CUT. FIRED. BANNED. FOREVER!!!

IF YOU DO ANYTHING BUT STAND FULLY ERECT FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, YOU SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY CUT FROM THE TEAM. NOT WARNED, NOT FINED, BUT CUT. FIRED. BANNED. FOREVER!!!

I AM STILL TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT I WITNESSED ON SUNDAY. I AM SO OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED AND IT STILL HASN’T FULLY SUNKEN IN.

BUT LUCKILY I WON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM HEREBY OFFICIALLY BOYCOTTING THE NFL! ONLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL FOR ME NOW.

GOOD LUCK SURVIVING, NFL!

Anyway though, aren’t snowflakes the worst?

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