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May 04, 2018

If The West Wing was about Donald Trump as president, it would be this.

President Donald Trump sustained a mild sprain in his left ankle in a golfing accident at Mar-A-Lago. He’s not worried because he believes health insurance costs $12 a year.

White House Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman says on television “Lady, the God you pray to is too busy being indicted for tax fraud.” This gets nearly no coverage on the news because Trump called African nations as "shithole countries” and received essentially no consequences.

White House Deputy Communications Director Sam Seaborn hooks up with a prostitute. Trump isn’t worried because he knows he just has to pay $130,000 to pay for her silence. Donald Trump is also interested in meeting this prostitute.

Donald asks what’s next on his agenda, and while it’s explained to him, he turns on Fox news, and tweets all these stories are fake news, and he somehow continues to be president.