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Published February 27, 2013


OKCupid User: MissinSumPartz
27 / F / Straight / Single
Cave-in-Rock, Illinois

My self-summary
i’m a saucy single lady with an edge looking for soulmate…or at least a guy that can keep up with me!

What I’m doing with my life
going to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back.

I’m really good at
sneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in the past haha.)

The first things people usually notice about me
my feet. the skin is rough and the toes are long and wide apart but i wouldnt call them “bird feet” haha. they do hurt me when im unmedicated, but thats usually not a problem.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favorite author of all time is james patterson

action movies because of the hot guys and chick flicks because it gives me a good excuse to cry :P

i dont like music, i’ve had bad experiences with it

i just recently tried indian food. now i can’t get enough of it!

The six things I could never do without
the bus
orthopedic nurse shoes

I spend a lot of time thinking about
my f’d up sexual history and my job at the hospital leads to some pretty messed up day/nightdreams about patients.

On a typical Friday night I am
getting my drink/pills on and dreaming the night away.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a very jealous/juggalo ex-boyfriend. his name is jay and he’s my best friend. you need to understand that he’s going to be on your ass when you come around me. if youre a good guy you’ll win in the end…and the fight turns me on lol.

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you have a wheelchair. (it’s my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)