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August 09, 2015

A Spongebob fan fiction piece by Chuck D.


The sun is setting in the ocean. Sandy Cheeks sweats lightly in her deep sea dive suit on her way to the Krusty Krab. “I can’t wait to eat a juicy Krabby Patty.” Sandy thought, licking her squirrel lips. Sandy is a squirrel and has firm breasts.

Sandy bursts open the doors to the Krusty Krab and saunters inside. Startled by the sound of the door, Spongebob Dickcock spins around, broom in hand.

“Sorry, we’re closed,” says Spongebob Dickcock, gesturing at the ‘Closed’ sign, “read this sign.”

“Oh nooo,where am I going to get a juicy patty if the Krusty Krab is closed?” sighs Sandy, lashes aflutter.

Spongebob suddenly has a new idea, like a lightbulb going off. “Well, maybe we could figure something out…” Sponge intimates.

“I’ve always wanted to know what was in your square pants, Spongebob,” says Sandy.

Spongebob Dickcock’s sponge dick gets hard.

“How about you just let me handle that boner,” says Sandy suggestively.

Sandy takes off her helmet to fellate Spongebob and her skull is immediately crushed by the deep ocean water pressure. She dies instantly. Spongebob Dickcock frowns and says with a shrug: “isn’t the first time I’ve killed someone with my cock!”