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Fans of lively exchanges of ideas were pleased Tuesday that President Donald Trump will challenge his Press Secretary Sean Spicer to the Debate of the Century.

Fans of masterful turns of phrases and high-minded reparte were ecstatic to hear Tuesday that President Donald Trump will challenge his Press Secretary Sean Spicer to the Debate of the Century.

The verbal gymnastics and knowing banter of two of the most famous men of our time will no doubt delight and edify the people of the United States as the debaters match wits, grappling with the thorniest issues of the day.

β€œI miss the challenges of rigorous debate from the campaign trail,” said Mr. Trump. β€œIt sharpens the mind, and exhilarates the senses.”

The debate will commence at noon in a town hall forum on this coming Tuesday.

Debate Topics:

Who Was Boris Yeltsin?

Can Farts Be Harvested And Turned Into Coal?

Staples, Your Fastening Friend

Why Does My Finger Itch?

Cats And Their Kings

Blue Cheese Dressing Vs. Ranch

What Is My Favorite Planet?

How To Make A Basketball

Is There A Tiny Person Inside My Phone?

Gulf States Vs. Golf States

Was The Monkey In Indiana Jones Born Evil, Or Was It Trained To Be Evil?

How To Fill A Jelly Bean Jar

How The Indians Escaped India And Came To America

What Makes The Beatles Name So Clever

Derek Jeter Vs. Thomas Edison

Where Was World War II Fought?

What Abraham Lincoln Meant To Say

Streaking In The 70’s: What Went Wrong

How Many Vowels Are There In Syrup?

Doobie Brothers Vs. Pope John Paul II

Esperanto: The Time Is Now

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