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Those Were Different Times Contest  #30

Introducing: Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic
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11. KFC is the proud sponsor of the TJ Cock Fights.
-WiscoDick

10. Every now and then the Colonel likes to eat "south of the border" if you know what I mean.
The ol' hole in the bottom of the bucket trick works just as well with chicken as it does with popcorn
-MadAdam

9. "Hey kids, stay here with Col. Sanders, your Mom and I are going to go for.. another walk..."
-Kooldad

8. Colonel, I know it's finger licking good but lick your own and that's not my finger
-bigjas

7. "Hmmm...I wonder where I can find a recording of explosive diarreah?"
-jessicaligula

6. It's all fun and games until the fire ants show up.
-Amy4Birds

5. Crispy is nice, but I prefer Original Recipe Donkey Shows.
-westsideslant

4. i'm gunna kill your kids, choke you with a chicken bone, fuck your wife with my cane,and get away with it because we 're in tijuana
-mervin97

3.5. ahem...them ain't 'grease stains' on mah trousahs...
3. OMG! This is the PERFECT album to sell Weyerhauser Wood Paneling to beaners!!!
-csymonz

2.5. Stand by for knife-play.: The Thermos® is filled with Mescaline.
2. The eleventh spice is Spanish Fly.
-theDIRTYmidget

1.5. this racist southern cliché sprawled next to our food is ruining my appetite, dear
1.25. "Eat up, kids. Drug mulin' takes a lot of energy."
1. "Ummm....'Colonel'...we came all the way to Tijuana to eat fried chicken in a fuckin' bucket? What unit did you say you were with again?"
-trident


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