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December 04, 2014
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Do you think I don’t care about justice, just because I am so busy creating beautiful holiday memories? Guess again, fuckos. I am a very angry Christmas tree.

Last night, a New York City grand jury failed to indict the police officer whose choke hold killed the Staten Island man Eric Garner, despite the fact that there was clear video of the entire incident. After the decision, protesters took to the streets, shutting down major highways and flooding Grand Central Station. Despite their best efforts, though, they were unable to approach the Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony, which went on with no sign of protests thanks to a heavy police presence. Our guest columnist the Rockefeller Christmas tree will now weigh in.


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