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June 26, 2010


Those Were Different Times Contest #68

I've been sitting on this one for a long time, waiting for the perfect moment, with no more ado, I give you Alla Pugaljova's record album:  "Superman, Every Night And Every Day"
and the "Special Award for Special Awardiness" goes to
Rolling Stone: "How about 'Superman: Every Never'."
Billboard: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."
Ray Gun: "ooooOOOooooOooooh."
Spin: "Fuck. Fuck-fuck."
Time: "God Damn It!!"
People: "Is it possible to travel back in time to before I was attacked by this shit? No? I'm going to shoot myself then."
National Enquirer: "BAT-BOY LIVES!"
Cat Fancy: "Is Your Kitty-Cat Spoiled?"
Guns & Ammo: "Shoot!"
Road & Track: "The handling in the new 2011 Audi A6 was feather-soft as we repeatedly ran over this album."

12. She thought she was getting Clark Kent, but all she got was Clark Can't.

11. At first, ATV Woman was pissed when Superman poked her in the exhaust....until the backfiring began...now she doesn't mind being stalled for a little fun on the beach.

10. Clark Kent wears the glasses not Superman!

9. Without u, I'd just be sperman.

8. It wasn't the cape, but the poon buggy that got him the chicks.

7. These people are just crazy enough to find Bin Laden, according to another highly accurate CNN poll.
-ian Renga

6.5. "How'd it go? Well, let's just say I've never needed to hand out barf bags at a focus group session before. And, I've never been beaten & sodomized by a focus group before, either."
6. That smile can only be from someone who's taking a dump behind a woman in a dune buggy.

5. Their location is where things rematerialize after Vegas magicians make them disappear.

4.5. Because trenchcoats are for amateurs.
4. ..hows about every other night, and NEVER during the day?

3. That's not the real Superman; that's one of his helpers.

2. Life without a mirror.

1. Whenever I ask my girlfriend to put on a curtain while I wear my pajamas and go off-roading through the local landfill, she never wants to do it. She's a bitch.