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Those Were Different Times Contest #68

I've been sitting on this one for a long time, waiting for the perfect moment, with no more ado, I give you Alla Pugaljova's record album:  "Superman, Every Night And Every Day"
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and the "Special Award for Special Awardiness" goes to
Rolling Stone: "How about 'Superman: Every Never'."
Billboard: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."
Ray Gun: "ooooOOOooooOooooh."
Spin: "Fuck. Fuck-fuck."
Time: "God Damn It!!"
People: "Is it possible to travel back in time to before I was attacked by this shit? No? I'm going to shoot myself then."
National Enquirer: "BAT-BOY LIVES!"
Cat Fancy: "Is Your Kitty-Cat Spoiled?"
Guns & Ammo: "Shoot!"
Road & Track: "The handling in the new 2011 Audi A6 was feather-soft as we repeatedly ran over this album."
-trident

12. She thought she was getting Clark Kent, but all she got was Clark Can't.
-gerhardguffaw

11. At first, ATV Woman was pissed when Superman poked her in the exhaust....until the backfiring began...now she doesn't mind being stalled for a little fun on the beach.
-gottadime

10. Clark Kent wears the glasses not Superman!
-drwho

9. Without u, I'd just be sperman.
-MacSpruce

8. It wasn't the cape, but the poon buggy that got him the chicks.
-paulthezombie

7. These people are just crazy enough to find Bin Laden, according to another highly accurate CNN poll.
-ian Renga

6.5. "How'd it go? Well, let's just say I've never needed to hand out barf bags at a focus group session before. And, I've never been beaten & sodomized by a focus group before, either."
6. That smile can only be from someone who's taking a dump behind a woman in a dune buggy.
-trident

5. Their location is where things rematerialize after Vegas magicians make them disappear.
-theDIRTYmidget

4.5. Because trenchcoats are for amateurs.
4. ..hows about every other night, and NEVER during the day?
-missalicia

3. That's not the real Superman; that's one of his helpers.
-keibar

2. Life without a mirror.
-JoeLeeThree

1. Whenever I ask my girlfriend to put on a curtain while I wear my pajamas and go off-roading through the local landfill, she never wants to do it. She's a bitch.
-JBnthe217



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