TOP 10 WAYS TO PISS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
10. Steal his trademark hat and corncob pipe to dance at the neighboring nightclub as your gay stripper alter ego, "Sherlick Holmesexual".
9. Each and every time you leave his place wisecrack, "We should SURE LOCK your HOME!"
8. After solving a case, invite all the policemen over for a line of coke.
7. When heading out to solve a mystery, ask if Backpack and Map can come too.
6. Burn down his house (but don't leave any clues)
5. Act like Jude Law really is a short fat guy and he's just really ugly by comparison.
4. Frequently rub it in that they caught Osama without him.
3. When confronting a villian, say something like, "Let's see who Professor Moriarty REALLY is!" Then rip their face off.
2. Constantly ask him why his sister Katie married that crazy guy.
1. One word: Sudoku.