You don’t always want to go to work. Sometimes you want to use a “vacation day.” Unfortunately, not every vacation day has you on an actual “vacation.” Sometimes you need to use a day off to deal with situations that, like the following, are better off unmentioned.
Last night you totally blanked on which goblet you poisoned
You threw out your back when your friendship bracelet got caught in the fan
You couldn’t get back out of the tauntaun
You were busy following a guy who you thought was Sinbad, but it wasn’t him at all!
‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ was really depressing this week
You’re locked in your car in the parking lot
You got grounded
The janitor’s a bully
You accidentally slept in and now you’ve got a super long beard
You have cooties