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Last night on The Late Show, James Corden made a soap opera out of Taylor Swift lyrics starring Julianne “Juliette" Moore and John “Stamosa” Stamos. Cause, baby, now we got a soap opera spoof.

Speaking of soap operas, a perfectly unassuming Jimmy Kimmel segment turned into one woman’s shameless (and possibly fake?) confession that she cheated on her boyfriend with a famous athlete, although she won’t say which one, but she will offer, like, five facts about him that will help you narrow down who it could be.

Over on Late Night, Pete Davidson sat down with Seth Meyers and talked about the momentous phone calls leading up to him landing a spot on SNL, as well as his opinions on the Full House house.

Finally, Trevor Noah wondered what would happen if you took pro-life presidential candidates’ opinions on fetuses and applied them to non-fetus human victims of gun violence? Maybe something like this is what would happen: