Remember kids, it’s not about what color your pants are or what material they’re made of — it’s how tight they fit around your legs and reproductive organs that really matters. Similarly, it doesn’t matter what Mayor Wembly or Governor Grimble say about the tightness of your trousers, just that you know they are tight and that they are something deserving of your pride.

Check out this song from Will Ferrell, Xtina Aguilera, and Jimmy Fallon and we think everything will explain itself.