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Published January 22, 2009 More Info »
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Published January 22, 2009
Okay, yesterday I turned 50 and still my AARP card has not arrived.  Oh they are getting a letter from me!  I swear, I am hiking my pants up to my armpits and I will sit right down at my Smith Corona portable manual typewriter and one finger bang out a scathing epistle!  These Bozos are messing with the wrong honcho, kiddies!  And they better send me a coupon for FREE Doughnuts!  Number One on my SHITLIST will be AARP.  Now, just as soon as I remember what I am ranting about, I'll type that letter after my nap.
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