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Published September 20, 2012 More Info »
      Everywhere you go  Everywhere you look Everybody has  Red in their bank book   Everywhere I go  Everywhere I see Posters spewing about equity Man, what does that mean?    It summons up the image of a horse at a bank Sometimes I have to stop and think What if a horse ran a bank Wouldn't it be cool if a horse ran a bank?    THE WORLD WOULD BE DIFFERENT  IF BANKS WERE EQUINE BANK TELLERS IN STABLES SITTIN' ON AN OAT GOLD MINE   WHEN THEY STAMP CHEQUES YO, THEY STAMP HARD CUSTOMER SERVICE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD A HORSE WOULD JUMP OVER HURDLES  TO PRE-APPROVE YOU FOR A NEW CARD   WILL YOU APPROVE THIS LOAN? CLOP ONCE FOR YES,  CLOP TWICE FOR NO   MAKE IT RAIN   CHECK IT OUT THE ATM'S BROKEN JUST GIVE IT A KICK AND THE ATM'S STILL BROKEN   SORRY ABOUT THAT FOLKS DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK TO WITHDRAW CASH GET IN THIS THREE HOUR LINE   HEY LISTEN, GIRL,  I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE  BEING FORECLOSED CHEW ON A CARROT WHILE BLOWING AN ABNORMALLY LARGE NOSE   TO PAY OFF YOUR HORSE MORTGAGE  AT THE CURRENT RATE IT WILL TAKE TWELVE DECADES SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS MAYBE WIN THE LOTTERY AND WISH ON YOUR HORSESHOES.   I KNOW WE JOKE AROUND  BUT THE ECONOMY'S AN ABYSS WHAT DARK HORSE CANDIDATE CAN GET US OUT OF THIS?    NO, A HORSE BANK IS NOT ALL FUN AND POLO IT'S A HIGH STRESS ENVIRONMENT  MOTHERFUCKER, YOLO   PUT ON YOUR SADDLE RIDE'S ABOUT TO GET ROUGH BEING A HORSE DOES NOT NEGATE  HAVING TO DO CLERICAL STUFF   STOCKS AND LOANS MAY BREAK MY BONES,  BUT A HORSE COULD EAT YOUR NECK.    DON'T TALK TO ME  UNTIL AFTER MY SALT LICK.  I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU IRENE  MY LIFE IS IN CRISIS   I HAVE GAMBLING DEBTS  FROM BIDDING ON HUMANS WE GOT ROBBED TODAY AND I HAD TO STEP ASIDE THOSE GUYS HAD TRANQS  COULDA PENETRATED MY HIDE   IF I DON'T PAY BACK MY MONEY BIG TONY SAID I'D WAKE UP IN THE MORNING  WITH A HUMAN HEAD IN MY BED   LOOK I MAY BE A HORSE,  WITH A STIFF BACK AND A MANE,  BUT NO MATTER THE SPECIES,  OUR PROBLEMS, THE SAME.    IT WOULD BE AWFUL IF A HORSE RAN BANK! IT'S JUST NOT PRACTICAL! WHAT AM I SAYIN'?  THE ECONOMY'S BAD, NO MATTER HOW YOU PAYIN'.   WILL YOU APPROVE THIS LOAN? CLOP ONCE FOR YES, CLOP TWICE FOR NO.   *MIC DROP. RAUCOUS APPLAUSE*
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