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August 04, 2013

Feeling nerdy? Check out these jokes!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second scientist dies.

What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes.

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

Math problems?
Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

Did you hear about the biologist who had twins?
She baptized one and kept the other as a control.

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