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Those Were Different Times Contest #46

Introducing: "THE FINGER OF GOD" (wow that just sounds wrong)
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Winner of the "Yeah, It Does Look Like That, Hmm" Award:
THE FINGER of GOD is OBVIOUSLY a WOMAN'S...
-csymonz

7. It was either this or "Tardy for the Pardy".
-buttermilk

6. Also points out that, IMAGINARY FRIENDS are for Children and Schizophrenics, not normal intelligent adults - grow up people!
-Kooldad

5. If you know how to use it, that is indeed what it is.
-keibar

4. ...smells like Mary.
-westsideslant

3. When you pull it, thunder happens.
-drwho

2.5. "And lo, God was outted as being made from clouds. Prevent thyself from getting hung up on particulars like cumulus or cirrus. Thine energies are best spent worshiping He Who Might Rain On You, or Block The Sun Partially Or Wholly, Which Dampens Thy Goodst Tymes At Thine Barbecue Festivities. He doth have a second home in Outer Space, where most of His time be spent, for yon view is nice, & it be much quieter."
Chaz 8:05
2. Don't push it, god! Don't do it!! Noooo! Don't push the bright shiny cross!!
-trident

1. ... contaminates the peanut-butter of your depravity.
-theDIRTYmidget


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