Hi. Laugh Out Loud has entered me in their comedy clash competition. I'm in matchup #3, and my name is David Dineen-Porter. Please vote for me!
If you vote for me, i'll vote for you in something. Anything. Or we could go back to how it was before, with you living on one side of the apartment and me living on the other side of the apartment, with a white line running down the middle of the apartment. We dont' need that..