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November 06, 2009
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So, as you may or may not know I live in N.Y.C.
Beyond that, as you may or may not know, I work in the "canyon of heros" right at good old 120 Broadway.
While sadly, this is "Ground Zero" for the sad events of 911.. it is also Ground Zero for the Yankees Parade today.

So being a born and bred New Yorker- but not bleeding blue- today has proved more of an annoyance and the parade has not event begun.

7:45 jump onto 4 train down town @ Grand Central... Train, filled with guys from L.I dressed head to toe in Yankees gear- makes me wonder- do they think if they wear enough parafanalia the team may ask them to join ???? Will you become a chick magnet like Jeter or A-Rod?????  Pesonally, I thing you look a little douchey...

8:55- get off train... try to cross street - good luck girl... mauled by  a bunch of guys that look like the furies from "The Warriors"

10:00 My boss gets in to work-    10 am. puts down his bags- reeks of liquor - goes to the parade. I won't see him again today.

10:45- notice a disturbing odor- is it?? it cannot be!!! They brough hot dog carts into my office :(

Go local sports team!
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