After battling (or committing) all the great evils and restoring (or resisting) balance to the world, the characters of Final Fantasy set out to engineer some “random encounters.”
CLOUD: You ready?
GABRANTH: These chicks are WAY hotter than the ones in Mysidia!
GABRANTH: I just watched the whole first season of the Pick-Up Artist. I’m so ready for this.
CLOUD: Cecil is so peacocking right now.
“I don’t think this is the right bar.”
“I’m a star. I am a big, bright shining star. That’s right.”
In hindsight, “make it rain” was not the right way to describe Cloud’s Meteorain move.
“I got her number. How do you like them striped apples?”
Gabranth’s “invisibility” move was about to work in a big way.
Tonberry: My specialty is “karma.”
Girl: Karma only works here on Tuesdays, and she damn sure don’t wanna dance for no retarded ninja turtle!
Cecil asks Lulu to do “reflex” but is informed that none of the girls here have one.
Zidane’s boast about “doing a black hole” was about to turn ugly.