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December 15, 2008


While I was watching TV, I just thought of the best way to fix any relationship, for cheap!!

When ever I see a commercial for Jared's Jewelers, women apparently greet each other by telling each other if their boyfriend went to Jared's or not ("He went to Jared's!").

If I had a girlfriend this is what I'd do...

Every time we would have a fight, I'd just take her over to Jared's, and let her run wild. Now, I don't have any money, so I would probably just get her something from a nearby quarter machine. She gets something from Jared's and I would be the best boyfriend ever!

I could just imagine my wedding ceremony. The priest would say "Now repeat after me, 'with this Batman figurine, I thee wed'".

I was watching Spike's Video Game Awards last night, and it pissed me off. First off, no love for No More Heroes on the Wii? Come on!
Second, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put LL Cool J and let him do "Mama Said Knock You Out"  (or that new song) for a minute, but All American Rejects got to perform an enitire song? I felt like I had an aneurysm after I heard it.