6 REASONS WHY THE LAST GAME OF THRONES EPISODE WAS FREAKING BADASS

August 21, 2017

*WARNING: SPOILERS**

1. BADASS DUDES ON A BADASS MISSION

Was the mission to capture a wight reckless, insane and illogical? Yes. Which is exactly why it ‘s extremely BADASS.

2. BADASS DUDE WITH A BADASS FIRE SWORD

Beric Dondarrion aka The Lightning Lord aka Billy BADASS has a BADASS sword that lights on fire. I think that ‘s super BADASS.

3. BADASS DRAGONS

Flying mythological dinosaurs that breathe fire? BADASS

4. BADASS WHITE WALKERS

Zombie King with icy blue eyes that can raise and command the dead? B-A-D-A-S-S. What ‘s that spell? BADASS.

5. BADASS ZOMBIE ICE DRAGON

What do you get when you combine BADASS dragons and BADASS white walkers? You get a BADASS ZOMBIE ICE DRAGON THAT ‘S WHAT! BADASSSS.

6. BADASS SEXUAL TENSION

Getting laid is BADASS. What is MORE BADASS you ask? Resisting the temptation despite very present sexual tension. There was this one time, I was out with some friends at Barney ‘s Beanery in downtown Burbank right down the street from Flappers Comedy Club. There was this chick there who totally wanted it and I was into her too. I bought her a drink and we chatted and it was totally about to go down but I was like nah, I ‘d rather play darts with my boys. Why did I turn down sex you ask? CUZ IM A BADASS. JON SNOW ‘S A BADASS. DAENERYS IS A BADASS. NOT HAVING SEX IS BADASS. GAME OF THRONES IS BADASS.