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Published: October 20, 2010
Description: Of course she couldn't recall the first amendment of that OTHER constitution.
As we saw this week, Delaware heartthrob Christine O'Donnell seems to lack a basic knowledge of the Constitution. To be fair, plenty of people with 4th grade educations do not know that the first amendment guarantees a separation of church and state.

But what if O'Donnell wrote the Bill of Rights? That's probably the only way she'd know them. And it'd probably look a little like this: