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September 05, 2011
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Is three years too late to hop on the bandwagon? Is there even a bandwagon to hop on? Who gives a Caligula-organised buggering anyway...

  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's get our anuses bleached!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's organise a gay pride rally!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's buy fancy 17th century replica pocket watches!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's actually go IN A SANDBOX!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's compare toenail clippings, 3 week growth minimum!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's drink responsibly and safely walk home, thereby destroying the archetypal that all foreigners are meat-puppets swimming in vodka!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's upgrade our broadband to a more reliable provider!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's clear out the attic!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's do Bill Cosby impressions and hurl fashion-based critique abuse at pedestrians!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's make a box fort!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's convert protein into energy!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's wear inappropriate hats at social functions that call for an entirely different class of hat!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's edit and sabotage the Wikipedia page of Henry 7th with the facts of Henry the 6th!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's play Wand of Gamalon!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? I wonder what's for dinner!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's eat octorocks!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's bomb some dadongos!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's put on our red shoes and dance the blues!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's wash out our used cans and containers for the recycle collection!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's shave each other!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's critique people on dating sites as a superficial shield to avoid acknowledging our respectful dolorous lonely existences!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's grease ourselves in gravy and wrestle, like stock-cubed apaches!"
  • "Hey Cousin what are you up to? Let's hope the longer a list is the more chances of garnering pity chuckles it'll gain"
  • I...I just don't know anymore.
    I imagine you read it all, due to you either finding them mildly humorous, or heaping scorn on the first few entries and having to storm through the rest to satisfy some self-imposed need to judge and feel superior, this is the internet after all.
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