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Published July 15, 2010 More Info »
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Published July 15, 2010

Well, I'm leaving for Las Vegas now. I'll be back on Monday after turning 30, winning some money, and hooking up with a stripper. I'd even settle for 2 out of 3...provided the calendar somehow lets me not turn 30. When I return, I hope to have lots of haiku to judge. So, post your best caption in 5-7-5 syllable form and wish me lots of luck (for at the tables - the strippers are usually sure things.)

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