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Published January 03, 2013 More Info »
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Published January 03, 2013
  Lovely Nikki Quinn   Oh my heart: you hurtful witch, What is up with thee? You give me life, I need you dear; But this is killing me.   For 43, how long you’ve been, You never seemed to care. What is it now That makes you want To go and pierce me there?   It’s just a day I’m out of touch I think it’s been a year. Oh! My God, My eye is wet No way that that’s a tear.   It isn’t that I’m sad, It’s just some kind of trick. But my gut feels odd, I’m out of breath, I must be getting sick.   But this is nothing new, In books I’ve often read: How guy runs into Perfect girl And wishes he was dead.   Love takes time I do believe, Not like a lightening streak. I’ve said this straight for Three days now… And it’s only made me weak.   I need my brain to override - This just needs more gestation. It isn’t love That feels this way, It’s unmet expectation.     It’s only that I like her Does she think the same? I’d get off this ride If I knew how So Head, you’re in the game.   Tell Heart this chick’s a stranger, It’s only been a week. We came for fun - To mess around, A playmate did we seek.   Instead we’re back in High School Acting like a kid. All because we Fell smack for This woman that we did.   She’s cold and hard and lovely, Like some celestial stone. Why, oh why Do I have to like This certain kind of crone?   Her eyes are soft like cream, A smile like velvet rope. They make me feel So warm inside I’m just another dope.   So sit right down together, And brain: I hope you win. Find a way To rescue me From lovely Nikki Quinn.