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Published January 15, 2009 More Info ยป
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Written by Chad Carter
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Published January 15, 2009
Just like the Eskimo need many words to describe different kinds of snow, it is useful for the modern self-pleasurer to have many words to describe the sin of Onan. Roosterbate: masturbation for the purpose of waking up, or greeting the day.Reminiscibate : memory based masturbationPragmatibate: masturbation to rid yourself of a tenacious turgidity, often employed on long distance bus tripsProcrastibate : masturbation for the purpose of putting off more useful activities.Emobate : An incomplete masturbation due to self loathing Jurassibate : masturbation to dinosaur related materialKarassibate : group masturbation with fellow readers of Kurt VonnegutDebatobate : weighing the pros and cons of whether or not to masturbateNoBassibate : self-pleasure resorted to when fish aren't bitingLastibate : the last time you masturbate (theoretical)
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