Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an
upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he
couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of
teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the
lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already
sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod
in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go
"I didn't have to," Dave replied.
"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and
slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'
lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"