X__HUMANS ARE MUCH MORE DANGEROUS THAN PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED AND CAN KILL YOU __X
--------Although unconfirmed, there have been reports that humans have developed a weapon more powerful than could be previously imagined. This weapons name: THE HANDSHAKE. This is where a human will take their hand, and attempt to grasp your own hand and shake it vigorously. Obviously, this is their attempt to transfer germs from them to you, in the hopes you will bring sickness back to your planet, eventually destroying its inhabitants. If a human attempts to shake your hand, RUN! RUN for your life! With current technology, we are only able to eliminated 99.99% of germs on a hand. If a human touches your hand, do not return. Stay in your SHIP! You will die a slow and painful death. We are sorry.
--------We realize most of you already know of this, but we just want to remind you. Humans are savages; they will fight to avoid a simple greeting. They are very rude. So, you might want to just skip our universal greeting, they don’t seem to be so fond of it.
Whatever you do, be careful.
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