A short list of tips that are good for parting hard and sh*t my peeps.
#1 No pre-drinking before taking your game to the bars um k people.
#2 Don't get drunk with some you have beef with because as well all know drinking leads to fist fights.
#3 Pack some rubbers bros!
#4 BYOB when showing up at a house party.
#5 Smoke weed before getting drunk becasue a weed high slows down the drunk asshole inside you.
#6 No means No ! but a yes doesn't always mean yes. So know your roll.
#7 Remember it's ok to be the Wingman. Because what goes around cums around you dig.
#8 No Polititcs + no religion = Goodtimes
#9 Do not be the drunkest person there and keep it your paints. ( Look out for the wiggler!)
#10 No Hard Drugs for the love of god it's for your own good! And no blackouts mo fo!
#11 Sleep with people your own age.
#12 Keep the music down. ( Trust me i been to jail over loud music a few times yo.)
#13 No round two's after puking your guts out because your drunk bud.
#14 Look i know your both drunk but do not f*ck the ever loving lasting sh*t out of your GF's sister. ( Just jackoff to her in your mind like you always do an don't ever bring it up agian or think about her when making love to your GF like you do.) Keep it on the down low bros.
#15 No matter how old you get don't get f*cked up with your parents. ( trust me it's not as fun as you would think yo.)
#16 Don't mix beer with shots. Just stick to the mixed drinks or the beers. An remember no black out! So drink slow.