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February 23, 2016
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As long as you're exercising your right to impede Obama, I'm gonna exercise my right to call you a goofy motherf**ker.

Chief Grump and Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell said this morning that, “Presidents have a right to nominate [Supreme Court Justices], just as the Senate has its congressional right to provide or withhold consent. In this case, the Senate will withhold it.”

He then CONTINUED speaking to everyone’s disbelief and said, “The Senate will appropriately revisit the matter after the American people finish making in November the decision they’ve already started making today.”

Well if the prez has the right to nominate and the Senate has the right to withhold than we have the right to call McConnell a goofy motherfucker, right? That’s somewhere in the constitution.

So here it goes:

Senator McConnell, you are a goofy motherfucker. You’re passively dragging your feet to be a nuisance. I’d call you just a motherfucker but you’re being a real goof, a true silly billy with this SCOTUS stuff. You’re overlooking the intention of our country’s most important document and the objective of our founding fathers to further a selfish and futile agenda. You’re engaging in child’s play and coming off as just that, a child. But the difference between you and a child is that I would never call a child a goofy motherfucker.

Okay. Now we’re going to print that on a shirt and wear it around. Ugh.

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