At a Trump rally earlier this week, New Jersey governor Chris Christie stood behind the tanned leather terror leading the GOP polls and begged for our mercy. No, he didn’t say a single word, but rather used a more universal language of fearful facial expressions.
Of course Twitter, the unemployed graduate student of the Internet, picked up on this behavior and ran with it. Now usually we condemn mocking such a fearful man, but Christie fucking put himself in this position, so….
Chris Christie trying to figure out how the hell this happened to him https://t.co/5buKrSM9pG— Nick Robinson (@Babylonian) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie looks like he's in a hostage video— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) March 2, 2016
I did not have "Chris Christie becomes Donald Trump's Smithers" in my pre-election pool.— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie has been re-enacting Mike Myers' "Uh-oh, Kanye is veering off the script... What do I do?" Face for 15 solid minutes.— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie looks like my dog when she realizes our car ride was to the vet— Matthew (@Matthops82) March 2, 2016
And why not have a little fun?
when u remember u got pizza rolls at home pic.twitter.com/x88Ul3a0yq— chuuch (@ch000ch) March 2, 2016
That's me in the corner— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 2, 2016
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion pic.twitter.com/1ZkAMG9KcV