Businessman and overgrown Oompa Loompa Donald Trump promised us he would make America bigger and better than ever if he were to be elected president. He promised us the world. And no one was more excited about his campaign than Jon Stewart, equating it to the grandest and cheesiest ride at Disney World. So when, for a brief moment, it surfaced that Trump had not done any of the paperwork to file his bid for the presidency, Stewart had no choice but to pack up and head home.
We all knew Trump would be the downfall of this great nation, but no one could have guessed he’d start by cutting short the career of one of America’s most beloved late night hosts. Luckily for us and unfortunately for Trump who Stewart will feed off of in his final days, Trump managed to hire someone (then presumably fire them) to fill out the candidacy paperwork.
Join Stewart on this emotional roller coaster that surely has not even reached its peak, yet.