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Published December 17, 2012

GUN CONTROL
BY
JOSHUA PROCTOR

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After the tragic events involving guns in the last year. The topic of gun control has came up a lot. Here are some things people should have to do before getting a gun. (By the way I feel like some people think gun control means no guns at all which is just dumb but whatever)

Make them name every state capital
Ask them to name 10 NHL players
They must be shot one time with the gun they are buying
While hunting they must talk like Elmer Fudd
Let them know that buying this gun puts them in a lottery to be stoned to death
They have to tell everyone they knew that they are in NRA aka they are a asshole
They can buy as many guns as they want however they can only look at them
After buying the gun give them a whistle to blow when they would like to use it and someone will show up
Make them pinky swear that they are only going to use that gun for hunting
They have to put it together
All guns shoot water now
Everyone that wants a gun must watch the movie Killing Them Softly
For every gun they get they will lose a finger
Before getting the gun they must beat LeBron James one on one
Everyone with a gun must kill everyone else with a gun Highlander style
Only sell old time cowboy guns
Solve the budget problem
Find Waldo
Everyone that gets a gun must also get a tattoo on their head saying " I am a d-bag"
After buying a gun you must get punched in the face by The Big Show
To get a gun they have to pass Friends trivia
They have to beat Deep Blue in chess
Sing "We Didn't Start the Fire" word for word
Show proof of Big Foot
Kill Billy Crystal
Try to get through those funny Sonic commercials without laughing
Beat Battletoads
Try to convince someone that Tim Tebow is a good NFL qb
Find a sane pro-life person
Find 4 black republicans
Make out with Susan Boyle
Walk to the Moon
Find one person who thinks Ryan Gosling isn't one handsome fuck
Before getting a gun find a funny Family Circus
Try to figure out how they made Stonehenge
Beat Usain Bolt in a race
Build the Batmobile
Beat Robocop in a duel
Find 10 people that own Zunes
Win a gold medal in luge
Find one bad Ke$ha song
Beat the MLB home run record
Get Donald Trump to kill himself
Prove that 2-Pac is still alive
Win a game of Russian roulette
Get all of your Facebook friends to switch to Google+
Try to listen to a Maroon 5 without vomiting
Try to figure out how the Q.B rating works in the NFL
Try to get on To Catch A Predator
Get Will Smith to say Seven Pounds was shit
Drink 12 Mike's Hard Lemonades in a row
Explain the last episode of Lost
You have to wait for the Eagles to win a Superbowl before getting a gun
Win a Nobel Prize
Get Chris O'Donnell to show up in full Robin gear
Write the next 3 Star Wars



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