The Marc and Sam Show
Sam: Here at Dirty Smiles Rehab Facility we specialize in extreme addictions.
Cut to Marc sitting on a couch. He takes a bite from a brownie, and sits back, slumped and apparently out of it (high).
Sam: Marc has come to us with an extreme addiction to brownies. On the street you may hear these referred to as chocolate bombs, poop squares, and Hershey heroin. Despite the cute names, it’s only a matter of time before an addict will be in a sewer snorting fudge chunks and crumbs in a desperate attempt to get high.
Cut to Marc and Sam on a couch. Marc is clearly going through withdrawals.
Sam: So how did you get to this point?
Marc: I don’t know. I mean, I just really like brownies. I don’t know if that’s really a problem, but I guess it could be. Everyone says it is.
Sam: It’s a problem, Marc. You have to see it. You’ve been attacking employees and sneaking around since you got here.
Cut to Darci putting a Hershey bar on a counter. A creaking noise is heard, and Marc’s hand reaches up and steals the bar. The scene is filmed in the style of the Paranormal Activity oscillating fan camera. Second shot is Darci sitting on the couch eating a brownie. Marc rises up behind her, intently staring at the brownie. He raises a hammer, and the scene abruptly cuts as he brings the hammer down to strike her in the head.
Back to Marc and Sam on the couch.
Marc: Minor setbacks. Everyone has an off day.
Darci is walking down the hallway with a brownie. Marc lunges out from a doorway, puts her in a headlock and drags her in. There are loud noises, then Marc comes running out shoving the brownie in his mouth and screaming gibberish. Marc escapes.
Cut to Sam searching for Marc. He is filming himself Blair Witch style.
Sam: Ok, it’s just me now. I am handling the search alone for the safety of everyone else. I’ve tracked Marc to an empty house under construction, and I think he’s hiding somewhere inside. I have to find Marc. A brownie addict on the loose represents a grave danger to the public.
Sam searches high and low. Scary noises and fast movements occur. Suddenly, Marc attacks Sam while screaming gibberish. Sam violently stabs Marc to death, while crying hysterically.
Sam: Well that’s all for this week. Another successfully intervention, another life saved.
© 2011 Marc and Sam Show
This script is shown as it was at the start of filming. All differences between the script and the finished videos represent scenes and dialogue that were conceived and improvised on set.