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Published August 11, 2010
Dear SAQ’s:

The tv news reported that medical marijuana is helpful for a whole host of conditions. Should I smoke pot so I don’t get any of those things. I’d like to ward them off ahead of time.


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Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Nice try - but unless you want another state sponsored vacation, I'd recommend following Kirstie Alley's example and swap your coke for fries instead.  Then later on you could be calling Jenny in stead of Betty.  That's better since Betty Ford will only leave you broke, alone and with the shakes while Jenny Craig could get you working again.  Remember work?
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