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April 26, 2017

Math Problems written by Kanye West

Problem 1

Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples. My order consisted of 15 apples (Speaking of Apple…Apple, give Jay his check for Tidal NOW and stop trying to act like you Steve) and 22 pineapples.

Ask yourself: Why do you love math in the first place and what can you do to add to the story? And, finally, how many pieces of fruit do I have?

Problem 2

Rebecca and Linda are making sandwiches at their restaurant. And just so you know, I used a period to end that sentence because contrary to popular belief I strongly dislike exclamation points! I used an exclamation just to be an asshole and also to make a point! LOL!

It takes Rebecca 2 minutes to make a sandwich. Conversely, it takes Linda 3 minutes to make a sandwich. Fuck all this dick swinging contest. We will all be dead in 100 years. If they work together, how many sandwiches can they make in an hour?

Problem 3

Stacy spent $42 for a pair of shoes.

Stacy, THANK YOU FOR EMBARKING ON THIS CREATIVE JOURNEY OF FINDING YOUR STYLE. Unfortunately, the 750 BOOST GREY WITH GUM SOLE SOLD OUT IN 1 MINUTE so you were stuck with these awful $42 shoes.

Anyway, if Stacy’s inferior shoe purchase was $14 less than twice what she spent for a blouse, how much was the blouse?

Problem 4

Lock yourself in a room doin’ 5 beats a day for 3 summers. That’s a different world like 3 summers. I deserve to do these numbers. The kid that made that deserves that Maybach. So many records in my basement. I’m just waitin’ on my spaceship.

Knowing that there were a total of 279 days making up those 3 summers, how many beats did I make?

Extra Credit:

hoooold up…last question…does the devil wear Praaadaaaaaaaaa???!!!!