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May 11, 2016

This is a list of 10 reasons that state why Donald Trump will be the greatest President of all time.

  • He was the antagonist in “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”.
  • Fat people love him *cough* Chris Christie, my Grandmother.
  • He’s Caucasian (every successful President is a white male).
  • He’s a ladies man. He can get any woman he wants… that isn’t from America.
  • John Oliver has a Trump Fetish. If John Oliver likes you, you know you’ve made it.
  • He hates women. Cause he’s a closeted homosexual (every great President is *cough* Bill Clinton, he blew more then just a saxophone).
  • He wants to get rid of Illegal Immigrants. Thank God, I just can’t wait to start mowing my lawn again. Please deport them, I beg you.
  • He’s great with his hands (cause he’s a closeted homosexual).
  • He looks like a retarded Muppet.
  • He wipes his ass with money. I wipe mine with nickels, because I’m poor.