The Situation has a book out because of course he does. Not that we'd expect anything less, but the cover is a doozy. Abs are flashed and one nipple follows you wherever you go.
So what's the title of this literary masterpiece? "Here's The Situation." But we can't imagine that was the first title they thought of. You don't land on gold like that without coming up with a few clunkers. Here are the seven rejected titles that didn't make the cut.