Hide Your Silverware, The Shishkaboom Has Come To The Party

Dear Funny Or Die,
My name is The Shishkaboom.  I have looked through your site and decided that I agree with your policies.  You seem like a straight shooter.  I bring to you the comedy that is being done in my name.  It's all on my website - www.theshishkaboom.com - I run it out of a creepy old shack in the woods.  It's sucks.  The shack, not the website.  Well, it doesn't suck, I mean, it's got WiFi and shit...whatever.  Check out the shorts, check out the site and let me know what you think.

Love,
The Shishkaboom