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June 04, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #62

Introducing: "Six Million Dollar Man Hear 4 Exciting Christmas Adventures" by whoever made this.
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7. "And not one of them involve that Lindsay Wagner douche."
-FissureFilms

6. Great, for the last 40 years I've had nothing but mundane Christmas adventures. This ought to spice things up.
-westsideslant

5. There's nothing that screams Christmas like a slow motion "yule log" at sixty miles an hour.
-christopher7murphy

4. Yep, this cover won't have the kids waking up and screaming.
-drwho

3. “Christmas Lights" is the sentimental tale of Steve's cyborg-brain going haywire and his putting packs of cigarettes into the stockings of a ward full of cancer-kids
-theDIRTYmidget

2. This record wasn't a hit because in all 4 stories, he gets killed.
-trident

1. Evidently, Lee Major's solution to the old "How does santa visit every house in the world in one night?" problem is simple: Visit as many houses as you can, then nuke the rest
-lobizon


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