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Published December 18, 2009

Deck the halls with strings of death lights
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 
Tis the season that we just might, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Burn our house right down to ashes
Fa la la, la la la, la la la. 
but who cares, what are the chances?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

See the blazing tree before us, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 
Mom is screaming and Dad cussed
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Flee the scene in gay pajamas
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 
The kids will scar from all this trauma, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Fast away the old house passes, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 
Goodbye TV, toys, and glasses, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Cry we sadful, who weren't able, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 
To read all those warning labels, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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