I WANT TO PROPOSE A THEME FOR TODAYS CONTEST... PLEASE USE THIS FORUM TODAY TO SEND YOUR FRIENDS OR GROUPS, OR WHOEVERS A VIRTUAL CHRISTMAS GIFT... MAKE THEM TENDER, LOVING, CRASS, FUNNY, SEXY, DIRTY, SILLY, LAME, WHOLEHEARTED, INSANE, WACKY, WIERD, CRAZY, ZANY, CANDID, SHOCKING, INTENSE... YOU GET THE IDEA.
FOR TODAY EVERYONE IS DECLARED THE WINNER FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
TODAYS EARLIER WINNER WILL JUDGE FRIDAYS CONTEST...
SO OPEN YOUR HAERTS AND HEADS AND HAVE SOME FUN ... YOU MAY START CAPPING YOUR GIFTS NOW.
Merry Christmas Dave. Thanks for letting me preform First runner up duties for the Dec 24th contest...that was the one you asked me to do, wasn't it? Sorry I didn't get the message earlier...but I am a retail stooge and as soon as I got out of the mall, I had to get to my sister's to do the "christmas gorging of the ham"....burp... had a good time...but it sure feels good to get off my feet.
First place is for "Dammit! Soggy cookies again!" by Borrowed_Time because the wiseguy beat me to the funny!
Second place is "Aquari-um pa pum pum" by buttermilk ...I am a sucker for a well planned pun!
And third place is "I've been staring at it for ten minutes and I can't find anything sexual about this. What am I missing?" by snyetha ...because he broke the forth wall (if that's even possible to do in a caption contest.) And if you look closely, you can see a reflection of a very naked Mrs. Claus skinny dipping on Santa's swim goggles.
Gawd I ate too much!