The controversy over whether or not trans people should be allowed to use the bathroom is tiring and ridiculous, especially considering everyone has read that children’s book “Everybody Poops And No One’s A Pervert For Needing To Use The Public Restroom To Do So, Am I Right Or Am I Right????”

So who’s to blame for the whole thing? Conservatives, of course, would say that the trans community is to blame, and liberals would say it’s conservatives, but Trevor Noah has a different idea: he says it’s all the penis’s fault. And he makes a pretty good argument.