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July 06, 2014
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The French

AT A DINNER PARTY THROWN IN JEAN CHRETIEN’S HONOUR,

A MAN TURNED TO MADAME CHRETIEN AND SAID, “YOUR HUSBAND HAS BEEN SUCH A PROMINENT PUBLIC FIGURE WITH SUCH A BUSY SCHEDULE, RETIREMENT WILL SEEM VERY QUIET IN COMPARISON. MADAME CHRETIEN , WHAT ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO IN THESE RETIREMENT YEARS ?”

“A PENIS,” SAID MADAME CHRETIEN.

A HUSH FELL OVER THE TABLE. EVERYONE HEARD HER ANSWER,

YET NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO SAY NEXT…..

JEAN LEANED OVER TO HIS WIFE AND SAID,

“ALINE, IN HINGLISH, DEY PRONOUNCE DAT WORD, ‘APPINESS’.”

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