Poor sweet Bernadette. She was so stylish with her Forever 21 leather jacket and her custom phone case. Her divorce was finalized and she was eager to re-connect with her old high school crush Anthony. She was so excited that her phone had service, she didn’t even notice the huge, obnoxiously loud train barreling towards her. She would have been okay, but her over-sized pocketbook threw her off balance and directly in the path of a Brooklyn bound N train. She exploded on impact.