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Published April 07, 2008

While preparing my delicious dinner this evening, I excitedly reached for the perfect burger condiment, ketchup (catsup?). Much to my dismay when I flipped back the lid, raised the bottle and gave that baby a squeeze, it "pissed" all over my bun, thus ruining what was to be the perfect hamburger. You know what I'm talking about? The 8 oz. of ketchup (catsup?) water that comes pouring out, only to be prevented by at least 3 minutes of vigorous shaking afore hand. Needless to say, I was less than thrilled with the soggy result of my insufficient shaking. I ended up scrapping the bun and eating the burger Atkins-style. I then decided that at some point in my life I need to invent "water-less ketchup (catsup?)".

So, I just got hired full-time at Adventure Harley Davidson. I'm pretty excited about this, but it leaves me questioning my boundaries. Like, since I work there, does it give me license to wear leather pants? Do I now, have free reign with knee high, leather boots? How much freedom does this new job give me? Not only there, but in every day life? Because leather pants at work=acceptable. Leather pants at Wal-mart= Ohio. I have a whole new set of rules and etiquette that I must now learn. The problem is, the area I live in, these lines are fuzzy and easily blend together so that leather pants in any situation is a good choice, and is actually quite fashionable. I must step carefully in the days to follow, because I don't believe leather pants are a good choice, in any situation. I will always choose denim over chafing. I'm just worried that this job may brainwash me...

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