Advice I Shouldn't Have Listened To From My Therapist

Drink that shit out of your brain

Paint your windows black

Kill ‘em all.

Crap in a box and mail it to the president.

Grow a moustache and stare at children.

Wear an Indian headdress to work.

The voice in your head is always right.

Masturbate in public and then tell me how you feel next week.

You’ll feel better once you clean my carpets.