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Published: June 12, 2012
Description: Some advice, in case you miss the rapture.

You should "like" "The Bible" and "Jesus" on Facebook because

"If anyone is ashamed of [Jesus] and [Jesus's] words in this adulterous and sinful generation, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him when he comes in his Father's glory with the holy angels" Matthew 8:38

St. Peter has a book he is checking it twice, he is going to find out who was naughty or nice. Jesus Christ is coming to town.