Published September 01, 2011 Immortal More Info »
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Published: September 01, 2011
Description: JOKE
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.  Doctor: "What happened?"    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea  andstart swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."  Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn.    Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husbandcame home drunk on Bud Light,  I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn'ttouch me!"
    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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