BUD LIGHT AND SWEET TEA

By Joe Burton September 1, 2011 | 384,415 Views
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.  Doctor: "What happened?"    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea  andstart swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."  Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn.    Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husbandcame home drunk on Bud Light,  I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn'ttouch me!"
    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
 
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  • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea andstart swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn. Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husbandcame home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn'ttouch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
  • LOL
  • ILIKE THIS
  • funny
  • oooooooo harsh lol
  • Strange, I never spoke a word to my x,yet he beat me every day I was married to him.Abuse isn't funny.Ever.
  • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea andstart swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn. Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husbandcame home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn'ttouch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
  • Blaming is victim is only funny when you're a stupid redneck.
  • chester callagan approves
  • -- This makes me physically sick. I don't know what's worse; the joke itself, or the fact that it's been up-voted so many times that it's immortal. Not remotely funny. Not in a day and age where men like Chris Brown can still have a career.
  • The fact that this "joke" has an immortal rating disgusts me.
  • it is a joke, if you can't laugh at this joke you either don't have a decent sense of humor or are a women. JOKE SEE HOW IT WORKS?!
  • As the joker would say: http://www.fokyeah.net/This-_--id3425.html
  • hahaha sexism!
  • totes funny. see im a girl and i enjoyed it. calm your tacos ladies!
  • rofl...this is wrong...but so funny
  • half of you probably made a mom joke. when there are dead mothers. If you cant take seeing people express themselves like this. Maybe you have no reason to be on the internet. Yeah take this random ass joke to heart...Maybe your just a little too high stung people.
  • It's not a joke if everyone isn't laughing. I'm not laughing.
  • Like how a lot of the comments on a joke site are people spieling about their personal abuse. Maybe you should take a note from this joke and not spout off everything you think is relevant to a conversation. Probably get hit and flamed less. It's pathetic to see a bunch of grown adults policing humor because they can't stop crying over spilled milk.
  • Its a fu**ing joke!!! You people are too effing sensitive.
  • Best joke ever! More girls should get this message.
  • jennifer leme get dat digits
  • Funny Picture!!!
  • I laughed at this and I'm a woman who watched my mom get beat by my alcoholic dad... IT'S A JOKE!!!! I bet you all laugh at racist jokes... Those are offensive to some people too... Get over yourselves.
  • Can you say, "In bad taste?"
 
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