A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

By Joe Burton June 8, 2011 | 1,575,839 Views
A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.   He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?   Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
 
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
 
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.   A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?"
 
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
 
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don't know crap?"
 
Then she went back to reading her book.
 
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  • Amaaazing. :O
  • now thats the truth.
  • that is goooood
  • Tengo amigos congresistas... Eso nomas queria decir...
  • WIN!!!
  • I thought this was gonna be an Anthony Weiner joke. sigh.
  • oh man dry....
  • EPIC.
  • true , true.....
  • omg thats filarious
  • Just because you are uninformed on one subject does not disqualify you from commenting on others.
  • ahahahaaa
  • owned
  • Sometimes you gotta take it from a kid. :))
  • Good one.
  • OH YEA!!
  • Very nice
  • OH YEA!!
  • little girl heard that somewhere and probably knew nothing about the subjects so she repeated it. that's if this anecdote is even real.
  • Says it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • This might be mildly entertaining if it were true. But it obviously is not. Why would people even accept this is a joke, much less leave comments referring to it as epic?
  • OWNED!
  • Love the little girl's comeback!!!
  • Love the YMCA!!!
  • LOL
 
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